I have a monocle
The sea monster
Is not a polar bear from Norway
I have a monocle
I wear when I masturbate
Like a hole in the ocean
The polar bear rules the known universe
And is very cute
My boyfriend is a boy
We will go on a date this Friday
And either rob a liquor store
Or take ballroom dancing lessons
I wish I were a Scientologist
So I could birth a superstar alien baby
Or dozens of tiny robots
For immediate video release
Each one a negation
Of the self as it observes itself
My eventual bloodless coup
I have a monocle
Smash them onto windshields
Don't rob the bank
From here to somewhere else
My eventual bloodless coup
I have a monocle
Smash them onto windshields Don't
Don't rob the bank
From here to somewhere else
My eventual bloodless coup
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Smash them onto windshields rob the bank
From here to somewhere else
My eventual bloodless coup
I have a monocle
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From here to somewhere else
My eventual bloodless coup
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Smash them onto windshieldsm here to somewhere else
My eventual bloodless coup
I have a monocle
Smash them onto windshields